Tag: time
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Trim the Sermon
Published:The story is told about a pastor that got up in the pulpit and apologized for the Band-Aid on his face. He said “I was thinking about my sermon while shaving and cut my face.” Afterward the treasurer found a note in the collection plate, “Next time, think about your face and cut the sermon.
Length of a Sermon
Published:How is a sermon like a woman’s skirt? It should be long enough to cover the essentials, but short enough to keep you interested!